Uptown Funk

See 'music induced headaches'.

I swear, if I had a nickel for every time I heard Uptown Funk play on the radio, I would have enough money to completely bail the U.S. out of its debt to China.

by PurplePenguin007 August 8, 2015

Uptown Haze

Cannibis you buy in Uptown Manhattan that will have you on your way back home dumber than a motherfucker.

Damn, that Uptown Haze has me stunned.

by 420Dude December 15, 2008

uptown girl

1. An awsome song by Billy Joel

2. a snobby bitch who lives up town.

1. "Uptown girl, She's my uptown girl!"

2. Do all Woodbury girls have to act like uptown girls?

by Mistress Kitty March 29, 2008

keep it uptown

When a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.

Jeanne didn't always want to give it all up on the first date, but she was all too happy to keep it uptown.

by regord October 15, 2010

Uptown Bitch

An independent woman can be described as an Uptown Bitch.

You know you got an uptown bitch when she buys them tittes her damn self.

by breezzy fosheezzy September 1, 2011

Uptown Funk

The famous song of 2015 featuring Bruno Mars

I love the song Uptown Funk

by Bruh22470 January 26, 2015

uptown girl

A rich girl,or a girl that lives uptown

A celibrity

I'm an uptown girl,that lives in a mansion.

by Marstar February 24, 2008