the presidents of the united states of america 

A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.

The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.

the presidents of the united states of america by Badminton October 22, 2003

united states of america

A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.

Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america

united states of america by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

United States Postal Service 

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

United States Postal Service by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

United States of America

a thing nerds attack on urban dictionary. gimme a thumbs down, but you know it!!!

Felipe- I typed united states of america on urbadictionary and there's mad trolling.

Reggie- just nerds under the age of 16 who have nothing better to do.

United States of America by gabedog January 11, 2010

United States of Whatever

1)America as seen by basically anyone over twelve and under 25.
2)Responding to everything with very simple open-ended phrases like whatever, that's cool, or yo.
3)A very funny song by Liam Lynch that captures pure teen angst.

I was at the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was like euwhh, and I was like whatever. This is my united states of whatever.

United States of Whatever by JimLad December 26, 2005

United States 

The place south of the Canadian border. Has nice people in it, as well as pricks. Powerful government, if sometimes self-serving and misleading.

The United States is okay.

United States by huzzah November 3, 2003

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

United States Naval Academy by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009