twitterpated

To be in absolute aww over something improtant such as a girl. Head over heels in love with that one person and loveing every single moment of it. or to care greatly for one person that you perhapes like.

the girl is so twitterpated when the boy suprised her with flowers.

by lilopie4ya May 21, 2006

Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.

Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!

by Andremeria September 9, 2014

Twittertainment

First coined by Twitter user @H0llywoodWh0re to describe entertainment though the public content on Twitter.

Health care plan? How about free health care on Twitter for the fuckwits.. until I guess Tweepies will have quality 'Twittertainment'.

He's my Twittertainment since he decided moronic fuckwit was his new day job.

Quality Twittertainment, I love how the current events tend to arrive earlier though Twitter.

@H0llywoodWh0re, follow her because she's open, opinionated, and she's a 'Twittertainment' Twitter addict.

by H0llywoodWh0re July 26, 2009

twittertariat

Those ranks of users whose comments go largely unnoticed by the world outside twitter. Below the twitterati but, of course, above the lumpentwittertariat.

No one reads my tweets - I'm a card-carrying member of the twittertariat.

by Clifford Morell December 7, 2009

Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.

I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.

by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013

Twittletale

Someone who, when a person is subtweeting, tags the person being talked about into the thread (usually for the purpose of siccing them/their followers on the subtweeter).

Some twittletale tagged my thread and now I have a bunch of randos clogging my mentions calling me a cuck.

by Librarian Mike March 16, 2017

twitterletariat

The ordinary folks on Twitter. Everyone else on Twitter aside politicians, celebrities, ideologues and the twitterati

Lecturer : “No one believes 45 and the garbage he spews”

Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”

Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”

(Everyone in class burst out laughing)

by luvoski November 4, 2018