twitterpated

To be in absolute aww over something improtant such as a girl. Head over heels in love with that one person and loveing every single moment of it. or to care greatly for one person that you perhapes like.

the girl is so twitterpated when the boy suprised her with flowers.

by lilopie4ya May 21, 2006

Twitterpated

Becoming constipated after using Twitter for long durations of time, or too often.

Bob: "I spent fifteen hours on Twitter, and now I feel really constipated."
Joe: "Dude, you're Twitterpated!

by Andremeria September 9, 2014

Twitterpatter

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.

A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*

by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009

twittertwatter

Inane twitter text composed by an idiotic

twat.

What utter drivel all this twittertwatter is. !

by E - FUMBLER February 28, 2009

twitterwasted

When you waste good news by tweeting it rather than sharing with your friends face to face.

You twitterwasted your engagement announcement.

by akpeach June 23, 2010

Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.

I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.

by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022