Turdburglar 

1. Often used to describe a man suffering from sexual confusions and of low intelligence.

2. A Unrightious Mother Fucker

Tom can be a real turdburglar

Turdburglar by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

turdburglar 

Someone who burglars turd

Dag yo, I am a total Turdburglar as I burglar Turd!

turdburglar by matt_cccp January 15, 2005

Turdburglar 

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

Turdburglar by burgl4ry October 12, 2021