wowzers in your trousers

1. When a man is so well endowed that when you see his penis your first response is wowzers.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.

After noticing my sexy ass friends huge boner protruding under his pants I couldn't help but say "wowzers in your trousers"!

by SilkysMonsterCrack April 13, 2014

trousersnout

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009

cruiser troopers

Twelvies that take one sip out of a Vodka Cruiser (flavoured vodka drink) and then caption it with 'OMG SOOOO SMASHD' (or words to that effect. Usually accompanied by a duckface with the V sign in a selfie photo posted to social media sites.
Cruiser Troopers can be located at underage parties, train stations, local shopping centres or even down the police station being charged with underage drinking.

Ricky: Jesus, Natalie and her friends are cruiser troopers.
Dicky: Look at them making duckfaces and taking selfies.
Ricky: I hope they get picked up by a blue light taxi soon.

by KTV484 June 20, 2014

Punch Up The Trousers

A gay man who hides his sexuality and acts straight.

" See that man at the bar" " i think he is a punch up the trousers"

by fitchy jnr December 19, 2021

Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S July 20, 2008

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003