Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

by mDiB November 11, 2010

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treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.

by Black Mage and the Rough Dryders February 6, 2006

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Treadmill Argument

An opinion driven argument that goes nowhere and solves nothing, typically religious or political in nature, made by people who only think they're correct.

Do you want to actually figure out what's wrong here, or exercise your mouth with this treadmill argument?

by Alysnwonderland May 17, 2018

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Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

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Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.

"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"

by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017

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