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toy storetard

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a person who is a retard when it comes to toys
My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.
by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009
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English Toy Spaniel

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A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!
That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.
by EnglishToySpaniel July 15, 2009
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A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*
by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019
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TOY STORY

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A truly sad show that Andy has no real friends and sits in a Mental Asylum with the comfort of his toys and only his toys
Andy: MOM?

MOM:...................................

TOY STORY:OOF
by TOY STORY Unsolved April 26, 2019
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Toy Soldier

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Urban background, orginating on the streets and in hip-hop lyrics

1. A friend that's willing to go out and ride with you, no matter what the situation may be

2. A friend who has your back and is willing to give his life to ensure your protection (in essence, a friend that acts like a body guard)
My dawg G-War is my toy soldier...he always got my back
by Anonymous March 7, 2005
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Toy Story 4

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A terrible way to end a great franchise
Toy Story 3 felt like the perfect ending, but Toy Story 4 ruined the franchise!
by NnNateEe May 15, 2020
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Toy Soldier

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by Canker Canison January 18, 2009
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