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Tongue punching the fart box

Slur used against someone who uses their tongue to clean out the anal cavity of those in charge, just so they can gain power and responsibility. Can be secretly represented by going "blah! blah! blah!" while forcefully flicking out the tongue while the given person is near. Someone who really loves to kiss ass and suck ass as well.
Dude, that guy used to be so cool, but ever since he started toungue punching sergeants fart box he's a total fucking dickhead. He's fallen in love with tongue punching the fart box man..
by Pissed Off White Nuk June 24, 2014
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tongue punch your fart box

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.
by Sparty911 September 1, 2016
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tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole
Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you
by Watasay July 3, 2014
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tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
by TootyFruities September 22, 2016
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Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.
I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute
by Shr00tMeN0w February 10, 2019
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Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.
Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!
by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016
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