Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024

Toblerone

the dick of an injured veteran

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car

by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019

Toblerone

Toby's full name

Do you ever just Toblerone?

by Motnaty March 17, 2020

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

Toblerone

A significantly large or bulky line of cocaine, as popularised in the film '44 inch chest'.

"I like a line the size of a fucking Toblerone."

by Messgorough March 22, 2024