creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

Egg-on toast

noun:

west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.

an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend

Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"

E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"

by J. Robinson May 4, 2009

Cheese on toast

Absolutely spot on, hits the spot, perfect, rounded and complete. Think of a perfect snack as a perfect term used for perfection but not only that, a solid, grounded and wholesome one too!

"Her explanation of the impact of ICT on society was as full on and as perfect as cheese on toast" or "Cheese on toast!" Students response to anothers spot on explanation to the question of the week.

by angelontheside December 31, 2009

Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.

Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017

Sex on toast

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...

Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."

by Bolognaise August 12, 2008

jobbies on toast

Toast with a delicious condiment that is human feces

woman: im hungry!!
man: have some jobbies on toast , its so delicious mmmmm

by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010