Timmy explained, "I'm not praying. In the Gospels, Mark 5:6 clearly says not to pray in public. I'm actually Tebowing. It makes me feel warm inside."
by GreatWhitePope January 30, 2012
Get the Tebowing mug.Alot like Planking, but you do it with a football in your left hand, as to imitate Broncos quarterback, Tim Teebow, after a sack.
by Ogmikebone November 3, 2011
Get the Teebowing mug.Assuming Tim Tebow's post-touchdown prayer posture in order to mock the patriarchal system of (a) male resource control, (b) male competition to the point of war and killing to obtain resources rather than being productive (football being a game symbolizing this - and actually representing this in player salaries), (c) male narcissism and pseudo-omnipotence and control represented by a male deity (i.e "God") and (d) female submission and dissociation (except in the home where mother authoritarianism sometimes occurs).
He wanted to have a modern marriage where he would be paid fairly, have a healthy connection with his wife (including a good sex life with her), and have the time to be a good dad to his children so he did some Tebowing to mock the patriarchal system (and those who are tools in it, like Tim Tebow) and show his objection to it.
by Denverite2 December 29, 2011
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"I just made a great play and was Tebowing when I felt two nuts on my forehead. I was then Teabowing!"
by Dirty Dawg 1960 November 24, 2011
Get the Teabowing mug.The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
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Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!
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