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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
mugGet the Bros before hoes unless theres no clothesmug.

MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside
*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE
by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019
mugGet the MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDEmug.

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothesmug.
when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.
im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022
mugGet the im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.mug.
Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021
mugGet the neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.mug.

Theres

Theres is a name for a smart-ass girl who does not know how to cry and always gets mistaken as a boy. She is kind, intelligent, and lazy. She simps over men who are married.
Look at her, she is such a Theres
by Rubynimisha February 4, 2022
mugGet the Theresmug.
Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name
person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat
by xaern25 September 13, 2025
mugGet the Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)mug.

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