turf

Inner city Real Estate owned by a city that an ignorant Negro will die to defend.

Yo nigga get off my turf (property I don't even own that I will die for) befo I bust a capin yo ass.

by Mountain_Man September 1, 2008

turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011

Turfed

Eating some gnarley shit.

Stevey TURFED it on the stairs, like the dumb ass he is.

by Randel Axe August 20, 2017

Turf

Good place to work.

See that corner over there? That be good turf.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

turf

v. To trip and fall on the ground. Similar to taking a digger.

Turfed
Turfing

I was running around outside of the bar and I turfed - scratched up my arm pretty good.

by Tronner June 10, 2004

Turf

To discharge a patient from a hospital, in order to save the hospital or government money or at the behest of a greedy insurance company, sometimes through the use of a pod doctor. Does not apply to illegal aliens, for whom complete care must be provided regardless of cost.

1. Although I am still sick, the hospital is going to turf me because my insurance company is limiting the number of days they will pay for this hospitalization.

2. The insurance company inserted one of its pod doctors into the medical team in order to turf the patient.

by Lulubeans October 2, 2014

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010