Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim

Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

by Twunk102 March 24, 2026

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025