shelf the bitch

to put all your complaints and bitching aside and just enjoy one another.

Jackie just would not stop bitching, so i told her to SHELF IT.

Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.

by jodia October 13, 2006

help reaching the top shelf

1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.

Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."

Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."

by Borazon March 14, 2022

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!

Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!

by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars

The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town

by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019

Shelf over the toybox

A beer gut.

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.

by Drawn & Quarterly April 25, 2010