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The Russian Magician 

It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes
Example:

oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me

Let’s do the russian

Oh yeah fuck yeah

*starts clapping her ears*

I’m boutta cum

*ejaculates in her eyes*

Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician

Ok

*runs outside and in front of the window*

*she opens her eyes for a surprise*

*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*

Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH

Screw the Russian 

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
Screw the Russian by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

the russian pile driver 

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.
My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.
the russian pile driver by Kintin January 10, 2014

The russian twist

When a man sits on a chair and a women procedes to sit on his dick and have sex with him, while at the same time she is giving him a hair cut.
Todd: "yo, did you get your haircut today?"
Kevin: "no i didn't"
Todd: "I thought you were"
Kevin: "No, who gets haircuts anymore, i got The russian twist"
The russian twist by Tkov Kdye Jsch December 30, 2011

Talk to the Russian 

To take a piss - as in going to talk to Yuri ~ Urinate
Talk to the Russian by KosherK June 10, 2010

Igor...The Russian 

A wierd kid whom think he is black... He wears ecko, seanjhon, or shady every day... But he is russian... He comes to school jacked up on Vodka and get caught by his nieghboors when he tokes the reefer... His hobbies include porn, porn, and breaking his computer with porn.
"Hey Igor wanna come over my house."
"No man, naughty angels 34 is comming on today!"