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rubio

The piece of shit you scrape off the bottom of your shoe.
“Don’t be such a fucking rubio — just think of what your mother would say.”
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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rubio

Have strength, don’t be a rubio.
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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rubio

Don’t be such a rubio.
by Onfire2025 February 28, 2025
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Rubio

A spineless lump of nothing. A cowardly, useless, worthless blob that sits passively when anything functional would get up and act or at least speak or at least sit up straight and display a facial expression.
Don't just sit there on the couch like a rubio. Sit up and say something! Stand up and act, instead of just getting rubioed by that trumpery fool! People will remember that at the critical moment, you decided to rubio instead of acting.
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 1, 2025
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Rubio

Someone who doesn't know how to reset, and complains that their gun didn't shoot
Person 1: "Hey look there is some gay kid over there."
Person 2: "Yea I know, it's Rubio."
by BigBody858 October 13, 2020
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an anthony rubio

When you slip on a piece of shit and cause a testicle to get lodged up your own rectum.
Almost gave myself an Anthony Rubio in the shower last night!
by Longshlongjoe February 2, 2022
mugGet the an anthony rubiomug.

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