Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015

Pinchin The Carrot

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.

"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"

by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010

The Minnesota Pincher

In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.

Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher

Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?

Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.

by Daman009 December 1, 2010

Pinching the Floret

The act of commandeering a user’s name when it has become available on a social media platform.

Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.

by ValaAmaris July 14, 2023

pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

Vasant "Toba" Panchami: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Vasant "Toba" Panchami: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025