Gargle the Kids 

Swallowing cum.

How was she? Did she gargle the kids or toss the salad?

Gargle the Kids by buckyz December 24, 2009

Big D and the Kids Table 

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...

Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.

Big D and the Kids Table by Elysse_e November 15, 2007

drop the kids off

taking a shit also refered to as "dropping the kids off".

boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the kids off. boss:you don't have kids though john. john:you've got to be the stupidest guy i've ever met you dumbass.!

drop the kids off by bobby faget September 28, 2005

drop off the kids at the pool 

See: Pinch a Grumpy

Dude, before we go surfin', I gotta drop off the kids at the pool.

drop off the kids at the pool by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

Why did she take the kids? 

Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids

Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad

Why did she take the kids? by Mr. Man maan October 7, 2020

droppin the kids off at the pool 

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth

Man, will you hurry up!! I gotta drop the kids off at the pool!!!

droppin the kids off at the pool by Tha Rza March 2, 2003

dropping the kids off at the pond 

To poo; the act of taking a shit.

In the morning, after a bran muffin and a couple of cups of coffee, I really get the urge to drop the kids off at the pond.

dropping the kids off at the pond by idgaf January 23, 2004