by girlbossslayslay December 11, 2022

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'
by Squid4pres February 5, 2017

Hetero meaning the liking or preference of the opposite gender. Asexual meaning the satisfaction with oneself.
To be a hetero Asexual can mean the possible definitions:
1. Likes or has preference of the opposite gender or the form of the opposite gender, but doesn’t not care or have a desire to seek a relationship with the opposite gender. Individuals with this type may also exclude female contact, or obtain a disregard or limitation to intimacy or sexuality with the opposite gender.
2. Has interest in the opposite gender’s form, but doesn't care for association with the opposite gender.
3. An individual who obtains a personal interest in the opposite gender, commonly arousal, but has no intention or desire to associate or engage in intimate relations with the opposite gender.
To be a hetero Asexual can mean the possible definitions:
1. Likes or has preference of the opposite gender or the form of the opposite gender, but doesn’t not care or have a desire to seek a relationship with the opposite gender. Individuals with this type may also exclude female contact, or obtain a disregard or limitation to intimacy or sexuality with the opposite gender.
2. Has interest in the opposite gender’s form, but doesn't care for association with the opposite gender.
3. An individual who obtains a personal interest in the opposite gender, commonly arousal, but has no intention or desire to associate or engage in intimate relations with the opposite gender.
A hetero Asexual is a male or female that is interested in the form of the opposite gender; however, has no interest in a relationship with the opposite gender.
by David White Rock November 17, 2016

by jfreedom913 July 15, 2016

Not gay or bisexual, but in between bi and straight. Like, being straight, but you would consider doing something with a member of the same gender should the situation arise. Mainly for pleasure and adventurous reasons, you probably wouldn't date them. Also can be called bent.
It DOESNT mean gay as some people would say it does.
It DOESNT mean gay as some people would say it does.
I didn't think sarah was hetero-flexible until she gave me a lap dance and then went off to make out with her boyfriend.
by 676767676767676 August 15, 2006

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.
by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

*on the phone*
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"
phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"
jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"
phil: "i love you, man!"
jack: "i love you too, bro!"
*off the phone*
tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"
jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"
tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
by girl7 December 8, 2006
