What does the fox say?

Nothing, foxes can't pronounce words. Maybe they have another language, but nowadays it is a mistery.

- What does the fox say?
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by Flashydude June 22, 2015

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

by drjeco October 6, 2015

Where Does The Good Grow

A live “show” that Tegan and Sara created to entertain their fans during the Coronavirus Pandemic, which became popular almost immediately. The show includes their famous banter, Sara’s gardening, Tegan’s great interviewing skills, Sara’s cats: Holiday and Mickey, funny comments from their mom, Sonia, their art director, Emy, and Sara’s partner, Stacy, and best of all: a tipsy Tegan and Sara. There’s something for everybody. A shirt was relased in support of Where Does The Good Grow. Every Thursday, they go live on Instagram at 3pm PST, to host Where Does The Good Grow.

“Hey, are you going to watch today’s episode of Where Does The Good Grow?”

“Of course! I wouldn’t miss it!”

by SuperStarQuins May 14, 2020

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010