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chicken soup for the soul 

The world famous Steak & Ale Pie, Chips, Peas, and extray on the gravay cha'mone.

As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
John: I might not get pie today 'cos i'm feeling a bit under the weather.

Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.

chicken soup for the soul 

1. A popular book series for dimwits and sheeple, which consist of a collection of so called "inspirational" mushy, touchy-feely stories which sheeple like to buy into so they feel uplifted.

The first published book of the series was published by the wonderful and illustrious self-made millionaires, Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. They make hundreds of thousands of dollars through the occupation of motivational speaking, which is basically the task of making losers feel better about themselves with one in a million positive results for anyone involved.

2. Currently you can see the authors of this actually soulless work, such as Mark Victor Hansen, on cable tv infomercials pandering pyramid schemes and work-at-home ripoff scams regularly at about 3pm.

Likely to the very most financially desperate and vulnerable people in society.
Middle Aged Lady:
"Think I'll buy this great uplifting book. The last 'chicken soup for the soul' one was so uplifting."
Me: "Please don't buy that empty crud. The authors are soulless shills playing you for a fool, and laugh at you for being a sucker."

2. "Awwww... this story about the cripple who triumphed over his disability almost makes me forget that it was published by a bunch of dicks, who make a living taking advantage of 1000s of people's emotions and low self esteem."

the last chicken on the shelf 

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

chicken stuffed with the bud 

A favourite dish of The Buds (Roddy and Scott). The dish is self explanitory, it is chicken, stuffed with the bud.
1. 'Im hungry'.

2. 'Do you fancy some chicken STUFFED WITH THE BUD!!!!!!!'

starflyte the chicken 

A beautiful chicken who's nature is to please people. She heals people inside and out.
Starflyte the chicken is very sweet at heart.

sauce the chicken 

v. a handjob.

derived from watching my fiance sauce hotwings. plays on the phrase "choking the chicken".
"hey bitch, sauce my chicken."

"dude! that skank sauced my chicken."

ME: "yeah bro, i had to kill her and bury her in the desert 'cause i came home and she was saucing another dude's chicken."

FRIEND: "wow man! what did you do with the guy?"

ME: "Made him sauce MY chicken."

will also accept "putting ranch on the dirty bird" and "stewin up foghorn" as vernacular.

sauce the chicken.