The act when one person tries to forcibly open your bathroom stall door while you are peeing or taking a dump when they know good and well that the stall is occupied
by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010

1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".
2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.
2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.
1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"
2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"
2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"
by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.
by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

When a man breaks into another man's house while he's sleeping and aggressively sucks the sleeping man's dick and then runs away.
by Samanthaleer February 1, 2019

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

a woman who takes pleasure and enjoyment or just happens to be able to "steal" men for their girlfriends or wives, the opposite of a woman burglar.
by hellhound9210 July 15, 2009

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
by Canada Chris September 8, 2006
