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money talks and bullshit takes the bus

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

All that bullshit's for the birds

means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery
Grandma: Mikey clean your room!

Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.
Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

The Fine Art of Bullshit

The practice of taking a piece of media, and applying any theme you want to it. This can sometimes be used jokingly. But most times, it’s used as a propaganda tool.
“All media is political” is often a phrase paired with the Fine Art of Bullshit

nigga what the fuck is this bullshit

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.
Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.