Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

by catnaps April 29, 2010

blind the evil

Hoe bag who has no friends

You are a blind the evil

by Night streaks April 22, 2018

Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

Blind from the waist down

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

by Crackhead16 December 1, 2011

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011