The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015

The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.

“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.

by Lextown July 14, 2020

The Baker-miller pink effect

Something like your favorite thing calms you down to it, after 15-30 minutes you start to slowly hate it with a passion.

I hate having the Baker-miller pink effect, i wanna draw again but i hate it!

by Numbgonom March 30, 2022

On the bake

Creepin' and prowlin'

Zeus was a womanizer, always on the bake.

by Gljo May 22, 2018

Going to the bakery

Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.

"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."

"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."

by tronasaurus April 16, 2013

the baked potato

a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato

adam likes the baked potato

by Wally Zerbuiac August 31, 2005

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012