ballet

According to one Homer Simpson, a form of entertainment in which a bear wears a fez and drives a small car. (complete with big top music.)

"Do-do-do-do, da-da-do-do-do-do, Da duh da duh, da duh da duh"

by nitz April 25, 2005

Ballet

How ballerinas torture them self’s because they like it?

Ballet is ballet

by Urban dictionary named myself February 28, 2019

Ballet

Euphemism for visiting a strip club. Referring to an outing to the strip club as a ballet prevents your wives and prudish coworkers from judging you.

I hope to get out to the ballet at my next trip to Vegas.

by Long Cock Nguen April 2, 2009

ballet

A common word used to describe Strip Clubs mainly used in the south.

You tell someone you are a going to the ballet. They think you are going to see Swan Lake, but you are really going to Strip Club to see some rump shakin(see rump shakin definition)

by rhooks March 11, 2004

ballet

A form of dance in which the female usually wears pointe or toe shoes and the male acts as the showfer, and follows the female around lifting her and treating her like royalty.

I went to go see the famous nutcracker ballet last christmas.

by Barbie0822 August 31, 2005

ballet

a type of dance

I dance ballet with my leotard.
I can now wear toeshoes!

by the future ballerina 🤓 January 23, 2016

Ballet

a sport that causes death in the form of bullemia, anorexia and self harm.

hey did you hear about ____ she died from anorexia..her ballet teacher told her she was too fat

by screwballet! August 21, 2008