An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.
by Kaluas July 09, 2011
by Karbman December 29, 2022
by Ghetto_Penguin February 01, 2005
A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.
What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
by David Boone December 07, 2010
A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)
Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”
by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 03, 2022
When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
by T_Hark March 07, 2011
When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015