Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimus prime

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

by Skylynx August 21, 2021

Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

by Bootstrap Bill July 02, 2009

optimus prime

The best of the best. Really cool or fun.

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.

by Danger Razor October 18, 2007

Optimus Prime

Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.

Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!

by pledge prez March 08, 2005

optimus prime

The best cut of steak.

"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.

by Penishead Bob July 02, 2009

Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 04, 2007