Two in the blood one in the mud

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period

She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

by Bobby Filet April 30, 2014

Stuck in the Mud

The inability to complete a task due to a lack of understanding, competence, or will.

Josh is stuck in the mud and has been unable to complete the engineering changes piled up on his desk due to a lack of will.

Doug seems incompetent in creating purchase orders and appears to be stuck on the mud.

Tim has a lack of understanding of the need for gages and due to that is stuck in the mud.

by Mer9 April 29, 2010

Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

mushin' the mud

a slang term for anal sex

Do you think John is gay?
- Yea, i heard he's into mushin' the mud...

by mudmusher247 April 22, 2011

stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.

James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015

Babies in the Mud

Busting a hot cum load in someone’s ass.

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018