Nic Mansfield

A person who likes to elbow people in the throat and sweep up woodchips at lunch recess. He always wears his backpack because he thinks he's the main character.

Friend: hey what are you doing this lunch break

Nic Mansfield: I pulled a Nic Mansfield and elbowed somebody in the throat and now i have to sweep up the woodchips for 5 days.

by bweasy October 19, 2022

Mansfield Power Nap

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.

Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

by Marentha10 May 2, 2018

Riley Patrick Mansfield

This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.

Guy: Oi your sister is a thot

Riley Patrick Mansfield: yeh thats my hot sister bridget

by hewehjhgdghj June 24, 2018

Bloody rubbish Mansfield

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal

hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!

by Division Two April 1, 2003

Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

Jayde Mansfield

Usually a hot babe with a bangin' bod.
Big blue eyes, long blonde hair, lots of boys like to chase her.

good clothes and very popular.

Yeah, shes a jayde mansfield

by beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel June 1, 2011

the mansfield

to rip out his guuch hairs with his/her teeth and super glue it on to his face

i gave him the Mansfield and he liked it... i think

by dahc112 February 24, 2009