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hunt the grunt

Game played after guys have had a few drinks to see who can score with the ugliest bitch in the club. Members of the game need to be highly pissed and game for winning extra bucks or a bottle of somethign worthy. You always get one who will win.
You are the hunter and the grunt is that ugly bitch.
Alright guys, lets play "Hunt the grunt"
by Andre November 12, 2004
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the gruffudd

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.
i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.
by zeugma May 8, 2006
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The Grunge

The time period when a person must salvage the last bit of weed they have until they get money to buy more.
Nick: Dude, can I borrow $20?

Alex: No man, I'm on the grunge until next week
by Spittingtruth July 1, 2014
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Hunt the grunt

A game played by boys. In this game they try to pull the ugliest girl they can find. Once the game is completed the winner can dare the opponents to do anything and they must do it !!
'You owe me this I won hunt the grunt'
by Buffalo 246 August 22, 2019
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the grunberg

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.
"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."
by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005
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The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)
"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!
by Koch Master June 22, 2009
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stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.
My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.
by grumpyd December 10, 2010
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