The guy in the goatskin pants

A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit

At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.

The guy in the goatskin pants by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

watering the goats by damnitfred August 23, 2010

The Goatse.cx Lawyer 

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

The Goatse.cx Lawyer by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

consider the goats 

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions

Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."

consider the goats by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014

separate the sheep from the goats 

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

separate the sheep from the goats by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

The goats 

A feeling of sexual arousal. To be horny

I need to call this girl over . I've got the goats

The goats by backseatnerd October 9, 2016

The Goats of long island 

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

The Goats of long island by tgoli September 28, 2018