The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011

Whipped in the flip flop

To be hit in the penis

Dude why are you limping

I got whipped in the flip flop last night

by Whipped my flipflop July 29, 2016

The Flip Flop Bop Wop

Is when you fuck a bitch then she fucks you then yall take turn eating eachothers asses.

last night was crazzy i done the Flip Flop Bop Wop with that bitch

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

The Flip-Flop Society

It Orginally Began With The Coolest People In Year 11 Drama, Who Decide To Never Do There Coursework.

And Then One Day...

Someone Decided To Be Nosy And She Had To Join.

And Now The Society Consists Of Three.

Three People Who Have Nothing Better To Do But Sit In Drama And Write Definitions About People They Find Annoying And People Who Just Want Too Be Cool.

"Have You Heard About The Flip-Flop Society?"

"No."

"There Only The Coolest Kids In CM9"

"OH YEAH. Course I Have. Dicked."

by Flip - Flop December 21, 2008

flop the wad

an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)

Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.

by Ron Parker January 19, 2008

The Texas Flop

The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.

by Dapone September 30, 2019

The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by vuller September 11, 2024