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Workin the easy dollar 

The act of stealing other peoples memes and posting them as your own in order to gain social media attention and followers. Arguably the biggest problem facing millennials today.
Shit man, Woody is gonna get clapped if he keep workin the easy dollar like this.

The Twenty Dollar Challenge

Rules and Regulations of the DNG Twenty Dollar Challenge

- To complete the DNG Twenty Dollar Challenge one must, in under one hour, drink and/or eat $20 worth of 40 ounce contains of beer and taco bell

- To be considered as having completed the challenge one must not throw up within an hour of it.

- One can, if they so choose, eat and/or drink more than $20 worth of the items listed

- If you elect a substitute for beer, such as soda, it must equate to 40 ounces and will only count as the average cost of a 40 despite its actual retail cost. (I.e. purchasing 40 ounces of red bull would only count as the cost of one 40 of Bud Light)

- Using a substitute as mentioned above will make said contestant subject to an * on their record unless said substitute has a similar caloric make up and similar lethargic properties as alcohol.
I tried to complete The Twenty Dollar Challenge but I threw up when they started playing Rocky Music

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place 

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

The Billion Dollar Question 

"Who's Got Weed?"
So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?

The 20 dollar sandwich 

a tip/bribe method used at most Las Vegas hotels (Palms, Caesars, Ect.) to get higher quality rooms
the trick involves placing your credit card or ID in between two twenty dollar bills like a sandwich and handing it to the hotel clerk asking for a complementary room upgrade.
college kid 1: hey man how did you get this kick-ass room!
college kid 2: i used the 20 dollar sandwich!

the Dirty Dollar 

The Silver Dollar is Charleston's sleasiest bar- so dubbed "the Dirty Dollar" because everyone is underaged except for the geezers at the bar trying to pick up some drunk jailbait.
When Stan doesn't have a sure bet for a one night stand around last call, he runs to the Dirty Dollar to pick from one of the drunk desperate freshman skanks.
the Dirty Dollar by Julia Child March 23, 2008