corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003

corkin the hole

The exsesive cumpolsion to shove silverware into ones rectal cavity

Timmy was ambarrasing himself while he was corkin The hole during the dinner party.

by don wellington November 25, 2009

The Double Corkscrew

When you cross you index and middle finger together(making a Corkscrew) then your pinkie finger to the other finger (making 2 corkscrews) on one hand. With this you can penetrate the vagina & arsehole at the same time with one movement.

Have you ever tried being double corkscrewed?
It's all about the double corkscrew.

by FingerBasher92 June 28, 2022

Corking the Bottle

The act of inserting your testicles into a participating partners ass (male or female). It is preferable that the ass is a tight one. Then when you pull your testicles out they should make a "pop" sound, like pulling a cork out of a bottle.

I corked your sister last night and ended up with shit on my balls.

I was Corking the Bottle last night when her parents walked in on us. The chic was so surprised and tried to pull away which, for obvious reasons, I was trying to stop turned the Corking into a Rodeo.

by Doogyhowser March 7, 2008

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011

The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky

an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK.

The animation of The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is a mixture of CGI, 2D and stop motion

by SPrice1980 June 23, 2023