The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

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Controller Jock (the song)

A parody of the hit song "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger that simply replaces the word computer with controller, and the word love with jock. When an opponent is caught controller jocking during a game of Madden, an impromptu and brief performance of "Controller Jock (the song)" is the appropriate and socially accepted retaliation.

Variation of "Controller Jock (the song)"

Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...

Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!

by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009

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controllin that alllll the way

normally used by dd osama & ddot ( my baby daddy (s) ) in love w them fs.

alr but the meaning is ( in ny ) taking control over a male / female in a rls.

noti ; "yo how you feel abt her?"
dd ; "im controllin that alllll the way."

by harmbetter on instagram & tikt September 25, 2022

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