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Ill of the cold

Very pretentious and twatty way of sayin "I'm not well"

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Very pretentious and twatty way of expressing displeasure at wintery weather.
"Oh dear, I'm feeling ill of the cold"
OR
"I am ill of the cold outside"
by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 25, 2013
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Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.
Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
by SouL Camera August 20, 2011
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
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Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"
Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"
by Jessica G September 18, 2006
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leaving a girl out in the cold

When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.
Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?
by brmull April 3, 2011
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Aftermath: the Cold War

A cold war mod in the development process for the game Hearts of Iron Iv
Yo, Check out the new hoi4 mod "Aftermath: the Cold War" on Steam
by AverageVietnameseUser March 3, 2026
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opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.
“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.
by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022
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