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The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
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The Algenys

A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.

Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.

Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.

During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.

The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
by H3206 October 17, 2011
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The Alen Laugh

A laugh produced after stating a joke in order to drown out everyone's silence when said joke was lame. It's often used as a preemptive strategy to appear funnier than one actually is.
Alen proceeded to tell us a pun that made no sense and followed it up with the Alen Laugh. No one else was laughing.
by alensbestfriend September 21, 2015
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communicating with the aliens

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.
when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens
by lukeperrybomb September 24, 2009
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The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.
Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)
one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)
by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026
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