An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
His crimes include:
- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room
- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy
List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush
- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles
The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
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Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
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During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.
Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
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*silence*
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*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
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(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)
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