The Abomination

The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the shock paddles charged.

"How did Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination. Twice. I think he pooped out his soul."

by celxius August 22, 2011

the abbey

the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.

who is that girl? she is definitely from the abbey she’s a different breed!

by skrrt69 November 8, 2019

The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

The absolute MADLAD!

Some sort of person who does something crazy

*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 23, 2019

The Abstinence

A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.

"Honey, I'm on my period."
"That's okay. We can just do the Abstinence."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013

The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

The Abraham Lincoln

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.

"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021