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teresa strasser

A witty, intelligent, pretty TV and Radio broadcast personality with a very nice nose. The rest of her isn't bad, either!
That girl is perfect. She's SO Teresa Strasser.
by sarodude November 10, 2007
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Teresa

A really sweet girl, generous, who knows exactly how to make you laugh. If she is in a bad mood, she will not hesitate to knock you out cold. She probably has some dark little secrets that she keeps to herself. Usually is an angel at school but a total demon back at home.
George: I love Teresa! She's awesome!
Judy: The heck why?!
George: She's so nice! here's a better question. why NOT?
Judy: ha, ha. you might think so, but she's a total idiot at home.
George: No she's not! she's nice
Judy: Shut up. I live with her. You don't.
by Xozzy June 7, 2011
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teresa strasser

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
by VCA January 5, 2009
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terezka

Oh my god have you seen Lisa Minci?” “YES!! I am such a terezka.”
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Teressa

Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.
Will you introduce me to Teressa? She is one gal I'd love to get to know better!
by I<3fart July 29, 2009
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Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"
by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017
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