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Telaneys are amazing young women who have an amazing sense of fashion. They are so kind and always know how to make you feel better. If you need help with anything you can always count on them. They are extremely smart too.
Bro did you see Telaneys outfit?!
Telaney by Jennnnnnifeerrrrrrr February 27, 2020
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Teslanaires 

Any individual that owns more than $1 million of Tesla stock.
Did you hear that he is now one of the newest Teslanaires ? Yes, he is worth $1.4 Million dollars from his investment in Tesla stock.
Teslanaires by Trentism January 13, 2021

_theplanetluna_ 

_theplanetluna_ is my favorite mutual on tiktok, he sends me very funny tiktoks indeed and is an iPad kid, they can’t swim and is indeed 7 years old which shows by the way she talks and plays with bun’s neighbors like his mom told him to, they are a short individual and make amazingly funny tiktoks, and is a rat with a slime addiction.
-Hey have you heard about the 7 year old who crashed a bus with brothatskindagae in it and banged his mom after?

-Yes I have heard of _theplanetluna_ who haven’t!!!!! and I banged their mom (brothatskindagae said that)

-Nice🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤞

Telangana happy ending 

After sex, the female collects her warm pee in a bowl and gives her partner a Deep Tissue Massage with her pee to relax him.
dude, sneha gave me a telangana happy ending after we were done. I think i need to be alone for a while.
The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.
The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.
teelan by tpiece November 20, 2013
A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.
Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid
Templan by B$ March 27, 2005