A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown! Pwnage.
What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage
What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage
Guy 1: Sassafrass owns!
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.
by Tremaine S May 7, 2007
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person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that
person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good
person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)
person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT
judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true
judge: why???
person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d
judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free
person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that
person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good
person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)
person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT
judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true
judge: why???
person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d
judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free
person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chinkytwater June 14, 2010
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by Tenaciousfan October 6, 2009
Get the Not liking Tenacious D mug.Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.
"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."
by F#ck June 23, 2019
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2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.
1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d.
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'
by ladge December 27, 2006
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