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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2014
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Templars

An amazing song/single by the Swedish power metal Sabaton
Judgement awaits in the Kingdom of Heaven
A royal betrayal, accusal of sin
The lies of a King, and papal damnation
Demise of the order, this fight they can’t win

False accusations
Put out the flame
Assassinations
Jerusalem still calls their name

God’s call, holy order
Knights of Jesus Christ
Charge from the temple
God’s own chosen warriors
Templars on the march, charge from the temple mount
by JoakimIsMyDad April 27, 2025
mugGet the Templarsmug.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma April 13, 2014
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turquemug.

Templar

A crazy chicken, loves both men and female, men more
Templar keeps trying to hump Pookie's leg
by Midget_Kinks October 7, 2025
mugGet the Templarmug.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma May 13, 2012
mugGet the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug.

Templar

Templar is a night that is extremely religous and hates all other religions other than christsianity. Fernando is the most templar of the templars, he will burn all the non believers and budist temples
Fernando: begone non believer I am the ultimate Templar
Non believer: wot u gonna do
Fernando: *burns him into ashes*...I shall not tolerate this blasphomy
Budist temples: Shit fernando is here
by Dhhshsysusys June 9, 2018
mugGet the Templarmug.

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