Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Sleepy time tea

This is a tea used to sleep.

I tried some Sleepy time tea, which only worked if I drank it hours before I intended to sleep.

by bebeetho July 12, 2018

Tea Time

When someone spills all the information they have on any given subject.

Allie’s friends all know it’s officially tea time whenever she’s around.

by Xephyreous March 24, 2021

Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

Tea time

What a man and woman does to procreate

Mika fish likes to have tea time with her hubby, however , her best friend, vampire cat, needs her beauty sleep.

by Teatimeenthusiast September 23, 2017

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015