by Mom of One March 24, 2008
Get the tardiesmug. Faith was being a tardis when she tripped on her own shoe lace, didn't know how to etc..., forgot to do her make up on one side of her face
Rick: *sneezes and snots all over himself
Tom: Rick you're such a tardis
Rick: *sneezes and snots all over himself
Tom: Rick you're such a tardis
by Pleasure Ellis May 19, 2014
Get the Tardismug. An idiotic person; someone who has a limited attention span; punning on "-tard" from "retard" and "TARDIS", the police box-shaped time machine/spacecraft from Doctor Who, the person's mind is "floating through time and space".
by pentozali December 28, 2005
Get the tardismug. "Did you see her fall over?"
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
by Milosaraptor July 28, 2012
Get the Tardymug. You may think it is the word for being late, but it is actually a girl who cannot speak proper English and doesn't shut the fuck up. A Tardy is into fat chicks and is also known to have sexual relationships with their cats.
by Spunkmuffin42 November 4, 2019
Get the Tardymug. 1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
2. a parental sex orgy
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
Get the tardy tardy parent partymug. person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
by politicallyincorrect7190 February 1, 2019
Get the Tardi Bmug.