talkarazzi

Mindless media members that get wind of a celebrity misfortune story and verbally hound the celebrity on the TV, Radio or Web.

I'm so sick of listening to the talkarazzi and their lemming-like stories about Madonna and Alex Rodriguez.

by CritterG August 14, 2008

Talkasm

To either orgasm while talking or to talk while orgasming. Simples

"Hey I wonder when the pizza man gets heruuunnnggggguuhhhhhhhhhh..." "I just had a talkasm"

or

"uuuggnnnnnnoohmygodthisisamazingahhhhhhhyeeeeaaaaahhh" "What a talkasm"

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 19, 2012

talkathon

When management and a group engineers get together and end up talking all day and not accomplish anything.

Gary was mentally exhausted after the 6 hour talkathon about the new project.

by johnpipi March 16, 2016

taluma

Masuma and someone's ship name

Taluma child come back here

by Taluma October 17, 2017

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

Talkabouter

Someone who talks about but never does what they say they will.

Nah, don't even listen to Jimmy, he is a talkabouter. He told me he could give me $5 but never did.

by FLOHIO March 22, 2020

talkaround

In software programming, it's a particular type of workaround where a client calls you about a bug, and instead of fixing it, you convince the client that the bug is actually a feature.

Client: Hey, if I click this button the program crashes!

Programmer: Oh yeah, it's actually designed that way, it's a very useful feature. Let me explain...

2 hours of gibberish and incomprehensible technical jargon later...

Programmer: ...so as you see it's perfectly correct that the program behaves this way.

Client: Err... Ok. Thanks for the explanation.

Programmer: You're welcome! If you have any other questions about our product's features, feel free to ask!

Later

Project manager: Hey, how did you convince the client not to open an issue for that bug?

Programmer: Oh, it was easy, I gave him the standard talkaround.

by work was invented by a jerk July 10, 2021