counter surfer

Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.

The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.

by W. Donati May 26, 2008

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dick surfer

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.

would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.

by clint harkwood March 7, 2012

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McBypass Surgery

Surgery that reroutes blood around clogged coronary arteries in the heart that have been clogged due to an excesive amount of eating McDonalds.

Jim: Did you hear Pedro has to have tripple bypass surgery?
Tim: Yeah i heard, Its probably from all of the McDonalds he has eaten. His arteries are clogged from to many Big Mac's.

Jim: So hes having a McBypass Surgery?
Tim: Yeah his McBypass surgery is on monday.

by The Indo Crew July 15, 2010

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bed surfer

A semi homeless person that sleeps with people for a place to stay and someone to mooch on for a few weeks until being kicked out and moving to the next person.

Halfway between a "bed jumper" and a "sofa surfer" -- a person that shops for apartments in a local bar.

This girl was a from out of state, a bed surfer, who'd been "staying with a friend" till he kicked her out, now she was looking for someone with drugs and a place to stay. She got a little work every now and then, I'm sure some of it was in the back seat of a car.

by eakerma February 9, 2006

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