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Sunscreen

(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?

I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.
by FunnyBecauseItsTrue April 12, 2018
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Sat On Sunscreen

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth
by InCappedYourAss July 13, 2019
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